Amidst major collapses of the cornerstone of the Repugnantican empire, Americans are once again called upon to steer the course.

Unhappy Haggard suddenly goes down in flames scorching the already demoralized Christian right wing, Sadam is convicted of War Crimes, George Bush hasn’t even been put on trial yet, and the nuclear weapons remain safe in their silos for the time being. Global warming has progressed from a suspicious theory to an irreversable trend.

So feeling very empowered we all check off our electronic boxes and trust that good things will follow. May the best humanity win.